MIND YOUR BUSINESS MEDIA
For Businesses Doing $100K+ Monthly Revenue · Established 2024 · Philadelphia
WE DON'T MAKE OFFERS
WE MAKE YOU AN OFFER
YOU CAN'T REFUSE
In an unprecedented move shaking up the marketing industry, Philadelphia-based Mind Your Business Media has issued a bold guarantee that other agencies won't touch: 30% revenue increase in year 1, or they work for free until you get it.
Industry insiders are calling it "the offer you can't refuse" — a complete reversal of the typical agency model where businesses pay hefty retainers with zero accountability.
"Most agencies burn through $5k-10k monthly while delivering nothing but vanity metrics," says Don Michael Szwed, founder of Mind Your Business Media. "Clicks, impressions, engagement — all smoke and mirrors. They don't talk revenue because they can't deliver it."
But Mind Your Business Media operates differently. Revenue is the only metric that matters. No excuses. No BS. Just results — or you don't pay.
The Philadelphia operation only works with established businesses doing $100k+ monthly revenue. "We're not here for tire-kickers," Szwed explains. "You're serious, we're serious. You want guarantees, we give guarantees."
THE NUMBERS
Don Michael Szwed, Founder
WHY MOST AGENCIES ARE WEAK
THEY BURN YOUR MONEY
$5k-10k/month retainers with zero accountability. They test on your dime while you bleed cash. No guarantees. No results. Just excuses and vanity metrics.
THEY HIDE BEHIND METRICS
Clicks, impressions, engagement—all vanity. They don't talk about revenue because they can't deliver it. Smoke and mirrors to cover their incompetence.
THEY USE COOKIE-CUTTERS
Same strategy for everyone. High-ticket businesses need specialized expertise, not generic templates from a $99 playbook they bought online.
"We're not just another agency. We're your partners. We protect our partners. We deliver results. Or we don't get paid. Capisce?"
— Don Michael Szwed, Mind Your Business Media
THE MIND YOUR BUSINESS WAY
REVENUE IS THE ONLY METRIC
We don't care about vanity metrics. Our sole focus: increase your net revenue by 30% minimum in year 1. That's it. Nothing else matters. No clicks. No impressions. Just cold hard cash in your bank account.
SERIOUS PLAYERS ONLY
$100k+ monthly revenue businesses only. You're established, you're ready to scale, you want guarantees. That's our clientele. We don't waste time with anyone else.
OUR WORD IS OUR BOND
30% revenue increase in year 1 or we work for free. No other agency makes this promise because they can't deliver. We can. We do. Every single time.
COMPLETE EXECUTION
We don't hand you a deck and disappear. We execute everything: ads, funnels, content, optimization. Done. Complete. No hand-holding. No excuses.
WHAT WE DO FOR YOU
FRACTIONAL CMO
Strategic leadership without the $250k salary. We run your entire marketing operation like it's our own business.
LEARN MORE →PAID ADVERTISING
High-converting campaigns on Google, Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube. Built specifically for high-ticket offers.
LEARN MORE →FUNNEL OPTIMIZATION
Turn traffic into qualified leads and sales. Complete funnel audits and conversion rate optimization.
LEARN MORE →MARKETING STRATEGY
Custom strategies for scaling high-ticket offers. Positioning, messaging, and complete go-to-market execution.
LEARN MORE →CONTENT & SEO
Authority content that ranks and converts. Thought leadership that attracts premium clients to your business.
LEARN MORE →MARKETING AUTOMATION
Scale marketing without scaling team. Automated nurture sequences and sales systems that run 24/7.
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HIGH-TICKET COACHING
$80k/mo → $310k/mo in 9 months
B2B CONSULTING
$150k/mo → $385k/mo in 12 months
ONLINE COURSES
$120k/mo → $372k/mo in 11 months
READY TO MAKE
AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE?
If you're doing $100k+ monthly and serious about scaling,
we'll guarantee you 30% revenue growth or work for free.
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